Girl in my high school youth group: “All you do is homework homework homework…” 
Me: And I earn a 4.0 and get on the Dean’s List.

*thoughts: Am I inspiring my high school students to do well, or showing them that I’m actually a nerd?? haha

This afternoon….

I was studying macroeconomics, minding my own….The patio door was open because my dog was just coming in and out of the house as she pleases.

The little boy I nanny just walks right through the door. (his grandparents live next door.)

He asks a hundred questions-as most kiddos do. He must have heard my parents or someone talk about me having a boyfriend, so he asked about that.

J: Do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Yes..
J: What’s he look like?
Me: He’s about a foot taller than me and blonde.
J: He’s BLIND!?! How does he see you???
Me: Not blind, blonde. He has blonde hair. 
J: Ohhhh Okay….
(A few minutes pass)….
J: IS THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND???
(Pointing to this picture in my textbook….)

Me: (Laughing uncontrollably) NO….Is this guy tall and blonde???
J: Oh, no…..Show me him then!
(I show him a picture………..and a few minutes later…)
J: Do you guys smooch!??
Me: hahah Is that okay if we do? 
J: Yeah I guess. Do you just smooch on the cheeks? 
Me: Yep….haha
J: Oh okay…..

hahahh 

That kiddo…. so funny! 

prettyclever:

2013 Isometric Risograph Calendar

Beautiful. want one. 

The countdown is nearly over. 
2 months apart.
More than 50 letters written & received.
2 short but amazing phone calls.
4 days until I see him. 

Oh my goodness!!!!!!!

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arianafollowsjesus:

This beautiful little girl had open heart surgery less than 24 hours before this photo was taken. When asked why she was up so quickly, she replied her Hello Kitty slippers make everything better. 

SHE IS SO CUTE AWW I HOPE EVERYTHING WENT WELL

i dont know what cuter, her or her slippers, or hr size, i cant.

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LOVE THIS SO MUCH!! <3 

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maudelynn:

Breakfast at Tiffany’s 

(and this is a grand idea!) 

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